Cad Spinner does a narration about the sights of Piston Peak National Park. Only moments after he starts it, he lists everything in an unexciting way and focuses the viewers' attention on the Grand Fusel Lodge, where he sings a rap describing all of the lodge's features. Unimpressed with taking part in the song, Pulaski admits that he was only forced to take part so he would not get fired, while André tries to liven it up with beatboxing, but Cad disapproves of them both, adding that the beatboxing will frighten the kids. As Cad finishes the song with a message about coming to the park to visit the lodge, the guests all leave him on the roof as he demands for help to get him down.
